Dirty Pick-Up Lines For Girls To Say To A Guy In 2023
Dirty Pick-Up Lines: You’ve all heard of lines. And you can bet that you’ve used them at one time or another. Even for the most seasoned people, knowing what to say in each situation cannot be easy.
Here’s a list of some of the bold and ‘dirtiest pickup lines available. You can try one if you’re brave enough.
Funny Yet a Little Dirty Pick-Up Lines
We’ve all been there. Your friend wants to pick the next woman who walks by the bar and give him his favorite pick-up line. You will at most get a response, but it’s up to you to decide if that reaction is lasting and positive.
It doesn’t hurt to try to make people laugh. These are just a few of the many that will make you giggle.
Inappropriate Pick-Up Lines
If you don’t want to have children with me, why not just practice?
What would you look great on? Me
Tell me what the first thing you notice when I ask you to sit on my lap
You blew my mind away. Did you fart?
You are kicking your body to karate, so do you know karate?
Are you a suspect in a previous arrest? You can’t look this good!
Damn! If being sexy were a crime, you would be guilty.
You must have been a baker like your Daddy because you had the best set of buns that I have ever seen.
Every time I see your face, it turns me on, so you must be a light switch.
You are so hot. You melt the plastic in your underwear
Are you someone I recognize? Because your clothes don’t match my clothing.
This outfit would look amazing in a crumpled pile next to my bed
If you make me laugh, I’ll give you a nickel.
You are like milk. I want to make you a part of my whole breakfast
Are you a believer in love at first glance, or should you walk away again?
Are you a UPS employee? I swear I could have sworn that I saw you inspect my package.
You’re so smokin’. I wish there were a fireman!
Are you smoking? (No!) (No!)
This is a great realization. You look very much like my next girlfriend.
When I gaze at your face, I can because you are so hot.
You make me smile so much that I feel like you have a toothache
Do you believe in the afterlife? You’d know what I’m doing here after, I suppose.
Are you in Tennessee? Because you’re the only TEN that I see
Are you a suspect in a previous arrest? You can’t look this good!
Damn! If being sexy were a crime, you would be guilty.
You are so hot. You melt the plastic in your underwear
I bet you $40 you’re going to turn me down
Legs are the word of today. Let’s get back to our place and spread the word.
What do you think are my chances of getting head if I flip a coin?
Hello, my name is John, and I am an astronaut. My next mission will be to explore Uranus.
You have been a bad girl. Go to my bedroom.
Excuse me, can you give me your number? I lost mine.
Dirtiest Pick-Up Lines
If you don’t like laughter but prefer something more straightforward, you have the option of engaging in some dirty talking.
While it can backfire and make you look creepy, there are still chances that you will end up with the girl. These are some tips to help her get over it.
Sexual Pick-Up Lines
You would only be kicked out of my bed if I were to fck with you on the ground.
Let’s return to my bedroom and do some math. Add a bed, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
Do you want to play war? You can lay down on me, and I will blow the fck out of you.
What are your chances of me getting the head if I flip a coin?
Would I let you take a nut from your hole if we were squirrels?
Recently, my d! CK has been feeling a bit dead. Do you want to give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Would you believe me if I said I had a 2-inch d@ck? (No, my d! CK is 8 inches.
I checked my calendar and can get you pregnant before Christmas.
I’m like Domino’s Pizza. The next one will be free if I’m not there in 30 minutes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you between F and CK…
Hello, I am looking for a treasure. Can you show me your chest?
Are You Gay? (No)
Do you want to play carnival? You lie on your back, and I will guess how much you weigh.
Let us not let latex stand in the way of our love.
Baby, as long I have a face, you will have a place to rest.
You are invited to a party in my pants, baby!
Are you a fan of chicken? Sorry, I don’t have any. How about a cock instead?
(Look at your crotch.) It isn’t just going to suck itself.
Would you like an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss but down under
Would you please do me a favor? Would you be willing to get down on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you adamant that men think with their d*ck? (Yeah.) (Yeah.)
The human body has 265 bones. Would you like to have one more?
Are you a believer in free love? (No) If so, how much do you pay for a BJ
Do you want to live on a chicken farm or prefer it? (No) You do know how to raise chickens.
It’s a very nice shirt. You can talk me out of it.
Are you someone I recognize? Because your clothes don’t match my clothing.
Hello, I’m the Milkman. Is it the front or back you prefer?
If I’m wrong, please forgive me. But have we not met before?
I just added you to my “to-do” list.
Excuse me, but are you willing to give your head to strangers? (Non) Okay, let me introduce myself.
The dress looks amazing on you. It would look great on me.
Let’s throw a party! Invite your pants to join us
Best Dirty Pick-Up Lines
These tried-and-true pick-up lines will do the trick if none of the previous pick-up lines are able to do justice. These pickup lines are not as bold as the others, but they pack a punch.
The best NSFW pick-up lines
Although I don’t believe I would want your babies, I’d be open to learning from you about baby-making techniques.
I could tell you a joke about the peepee, but it’s just too long
I am a zombie. Can I eat you?
I am an adventurer, and I want you to discover me.
I recently became a gynecologist and would like to offer my pro-boner services.
What button would you press to send you down an elevator?
I can lift you if you are feeling down
Is it hot here? Is it you, or is it hot in here?
To be clear, we are both going to the same bed tonight.
Could you keep your eyes peeled for my name?
I am a mind reader, and I will go to sleep with you.
Red roses. Violets are good. You’ll be the 6. You are the 6.
I would love to see your birthday suit!
Tell your jugs that they should stop staring at me.
The dress is beautiful on you, but I think it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
It’s a great shirt. After we’ve had sex, can I put it on?
The FBI wants my pen! What can I do to hide it?
Treat me like a pirate, and I will give you the booty
What is the difference between an erection and a Ferrari? I don’t own a Ferrari
70% of your body is water. . .and I’m thirsty
For school, I want an A. With you, I want to F
You are so selfish. I only desire her body for one night, but you will own it for the rest of your life.
You may be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest has ended.
Did you cause an earthquake?
This is a great realization. You look very much like…my next girlfriend.
What do you do for a living, aside from being sexy?
I am not drunk, and your company only intoxicates me
Excuse me, and I do believe it’s high time we got together
My cell phone is not working properly. What’s the problem? It doesn’t have your number.
Do you see my friend? [Point to friend] He wants you to tell him if I’m cute.
What does a polar bear weigh? (I don’t know how much)
Sometimes I’ve had a bad day, but it makes me feel better when I see pretty girls smile. Would you please smile for me?
There you have it. These are great ideas! Let us know your thoughts in the comments below.